THE HAPPY CRAB

WELCOME TO THE HAPPY CRAB!

THIS IS THE SAFE-FOR-WORK ONLY VERSION OF A LARGER STORE CALLED 'THE CRAB BUCKET'. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SEE THE FULL STORE, WHICH INCLUDES NOT-SAFE-FOR-WORK CONTENT SUCH AS NUDITY, CLICK THE LINK BELOW

WE ARE A ONE PERSON SHOP!

We estimate 1-2~ weeks of preparation time for all of our products before they are shipped out, then another 1-2~ weeks after shipment for them to arrive (1-4 for international customers!) If you ever have any question about the status of your order, please use our contact form above! I will get back to you ASAP and help you out :D

OCTOBER2026 POSTCARD BY @NSFCRYPINE

Every month, we release a new postcard to show love and support to some of our favorite artists. You will receive this postcard with any purchase here at The Crab Bucket.

This month's postcard, illustrated by Crypine, shows a Lucia getting one last bike ride in before the chill of winter sets in!

SUPPORT CRYPINE HERE! VIEW PAST POSTCARDS HERE!

FIND YOUR FAVORITE ARTIST'S MERCH HERE

Stickers and more!

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BRYCE AND SCOTT

109 products

TOBIAS WHELLER

9 products

LUNYDOOBLES

25 products

HYYUN-HO

10 products

DASHI

26 products

WALIGNER

31 products

INGODONGO

7 products

QUINTZEEE

27 products

ECHOSABER

2 products

DIF

11 products

DIRTYERO

7 products

FUYAHANA

9 products

ZUWUDRAWS

1 product

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merch for artists, made by artists

Created by Bryce Beal and Scott Malin, The Happy Crab has one goal: supplying artists with an easy, stress-free avenue to get merchandise to their fans. Currently, we specialize in stickers and digital comics, but we're hoping to eventually expand to prints, bookmarks, and more!

Learn more about our mission here